November 21, 2006
Susan Stamberg Delenda Est
by peterbI've written about it before, but every year around Thanksgiving, Susan Stamberg gets on NPR to pimp her family's disgusting cranberry relish, and so I feel that it is my duty to protect my readers: Mama Stamberg's cranberry relish was revolting the first time it was made, it was revolting the last time it was made, it is an inherently revolting recipe and if you make it, and claim to enjoy it, you are an overprivileged and self-deluded yuppie wretch.
Make my relish instead. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by peterb at November 21, 2006 08:50 PM | Bookmark ThisComments
Oh, but I really liked this year's installment, about manners. You have to listen to the audio to get to the memorable punch line "swallow it, if it kills you."
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